Awry, Amiss, Amok

Stag Party: RIP Ignatius Jeppe Menzies

Under charges of deserting the fraternity of men Pvt. Ignatius J. Menzies was forcibly brought into custody for questioning last night by a highly-trained squad of his concerned brothers.kidnapped

His obstinacy and refusal to cooperate left us with no choice but to leave him hooded and bound in solitary confinement, with arbitrarily administered beatings and medicines.tortured

The subject proved to have been indoctrinated to a dangerous degree by the deceptive ranks of womankind and required restraints for much longer than had been anticipated.bound

Eventually, after significant plea bargaining, the defendant was released on parole and plied with all kinds of truth serum.released

Thankfully, in due time we salvaged what was left of the man's dignity and proceeded to celebrate mightily.celebration


Allan Mansfield said...

Oh Man,

hows the man hut doing

Richard D. Bartlett said...

better than ever bro

Anonymous said...

Is this for real? BARBARIC!! i'm staying in portland...a kid in sport stays out of court.