Awry, Amiss, Amok


After numerous iterations, I'm back. Choice! An imperfect vehicle for a perfect journey! Please note the juxtapostion of the sterility written on that stylish man's face with the gaudy paisley in the background. I like to think of him saying Haaaay Ray! like R. P. Steenhof might do before drinking to excess.

Also, this is Times New Roman. I've always been too intimidated to use it. But here we are, together at last. Finally, please note, this page looks a teency bit shit in IE. This is on purpose. Firefox keeps it real. Oh, and, that font at the top of the page is Azteak from the Fountain.

So Real!


Peter said...

Wow. It's like a party in here.

Jett Superior said...

There could be spooning and smiling if this wasn't TEH INTEERNETS.

Welcome back aboard, Mister 'Weblogsarepaltryand Boooooring'.

Sambo said...

Are Dee Bee is a cock,
But he's still,
He's still Richie from the block.

Richard D. Bartlett said...

Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou everybody.

Your spoons and J-Lo references are most welcome.

And Sam, please feel free to not be ashamed of your sailor's tongue around here.

Anonymous said...

blogs are crap. i thought you were cooler when you didn't have one.

Richard D. Bartlett said...

Richface, if you were paying attention, you would have noticed that I had a blog before they were cool, then I dropped the meme just before the wave hit, and now that everybody is over them, I have a blog again.

You'll also notice there is a very suave looking dude at the top of my blog, too. There's no way that is uncool.

Anonymous said...

You are right of course. Apologies for my lack of insight.