Awry, Amiss, Amok

 

Is jaywalking hot? Like, are girls impressed by the confidence with which I weave between cars? Do you get points for crossing a busy street without breaking your stride? And does it help if there is a crowd of people waiting to cross? Can everyone see how indie I am?

5 comments:

Sambo said...

Its not jaywalking because its not illegal.

Daniel B. McClelland said...

Yeah bro. I often look out the corner of my eye, but don't actually move my head, so as to appear that I am so apathetic I will dare a car to sneak up on me.

Sambo said...

Dare accepted.

Anonymous said...

are you gay?

Sambo said...

Me? Yes.

Everyone is doing it.