Awry, Amiss, Amok

Stag Party: RIP Ignatius Jeppe Menzies

Under charges of deserting the fraternity of men Pvt. Ignatius J. Menzies was forcibly brought into custody for questioning last night by a highly-trained squad of his concerned brothers.kidnapped

His obstinacy and refusal to cooperate left us with no choice but to leave him hooded and bound in solitary confinement, with arbitrarily administered beatings and medicines.tortured

The subject proved to have been indoctrinated to a dangerous degree by the deceptive ranks of womankind and required restraints for much longer than had been anticipated.bound

Eventually, after significant plea bargaining, the defendant was released on parole and plied with all kinds of truth serum.released

Thankfully, in due time we salvaged what was left of the man's dignity and proceeded to celebrate mightily.celebration

bitter|sweet

...is a balance that I'm totally shit at

Chortle

Today I got a cheque in the mail from Baycorp. For me, from Baycorp.

Blacky and Whitey

The Prayer

Lord, give me grace
And dancing feet
And the power to impress
Lord, give me grace
And dancing feet
Let me outshine the moon

Is it so wrong to crave recognition?
Second best
Runner up
Is it so wrong to want rewarding?
To want more than is given to you?
Than is given to you?

Tonight make me unstopable
I will charm, I will slice,
I will dazzle them with my wit
Tonight make me unstopable
And I will charm, I will slice
I will dazzle I will outshine all

Standing on the packed dance floor
Our bodies thrown in time
Silent on the weekdays
Tonight I claim what’s mine

Is it so wrong to crave recognition?
Second best
Runner up
Is it so wrong to want rewarding?
To want more than is given to you?
Than is given to you?

 

morningview

Look what I woke up to this morning! I'm back home now. I've missed you.

 

I’m off on a date with a yacht in the Sounds. See you Sunday night.

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