Awry, Amiss, Amok


We were driving to Nanna's wedding in a big bus when the driver slammed on the brakes and went up the back of a small truck. I was terrified, "I saw this coming just before it happened!" From the back of the bus I yelled to the driver, "Keep your hair on you old fuckwit!" and everyone laughed.


Allan Mansfield said...

your nanna got married. wow. sick.