Awry, Amiss, Amok

Sibling Rap Duo Formed - Rhymes, Beats Fly

Annab says:
u and your slang brother. got me dazed and bewildered
Richard D. Bartlett says:
that sounds like a song
a hip song
Annab says:
coz im hip
even my prose sounds like poetry dont u know
Richard D. Bartlett says:
holy crap
you must be 'in demand'
Annab says:
u could 'say that'
coz im so phat
Richard D. Bartlett says:
your ryhmes are like aratatatatat
Annab says:
yes
iv often thought so
ho
Richard D. Bartlett says:
you even abbreviate contractions! gosh you are taking the popular bull by the horns
Annab says:
u make me blush
Richard D. Bartlett says:
i better shush
Annab says:
like a head rush
Richard D. Bartlett says:
woah your's was way better
my rhymes is fettered
but yours is like a jet setter
Annab says:
somethign about letter
Richard D. Bartlett says:
i guess im an understimulated internetter
nope - turns out i am just as cool
Annab says:
thats not a word
Richard D. Bartlett says:
thats what I'm talking about "yo"!
Annab says:
so gird
ur loins and
join a band and
Richard D. Bartlett says:
you cant ryhme and with and
Annab says:
make it a grammatical type school
where they teach u how not to be a fool
and to realise
how to be wise
and notice that
Richard D. Bartlett says:
you are a twat?
Annab says:
and rhymes with band so that
u will appreciate
ur sisters recent talent of late
to make art with the written form
noon night and morn
Richard D. Bartlett says:
for your lack of skill, i mourn
i am a 14-point deer - you are but a fawn
Annab says:
till the break of dawn?
Richard D. Bartlett says:
your words make me yawn
you never deviate from the norm
Annab says:
watch out you dont get shot
if ur head is so hot
Richard D. Bartlett says:
ive got a quick triple trot
Annab says:
u might get bitten
or smitten
Richard D. Bartlett says:
youre old school like mother brittain
Annab says:
by an evil tv
personality
old school's
cool
thats always the rule
like a wooden spool
and a yoked mule
and gruel
Richard D. Bartlett says:
im drowning in my drool
Annab says:
so u are smitten
Richard D. Bartlett says:
i have half a mind to slap you with my mitten
Annab says:
praps uv bitten
the poisonous apple
of love that grapples
and gripples
Richard D. Bartlett says:
listen to your dribble
Annab says:
at the nipple (in an analogy relating to pain) of the soul
Richard D. Bartlett says:
i'll play you like a fiddle
Annab says:
and makes a hole
Richard D. Bartlett says:
your line s are strictly middle
like a nanna in a girdle
Annab says:
so big
Richard D. Bartlett says:
that
Annab says:
ull need a wig
(there goes that abbreviating again)
which reminds me of how funky i am
Richard D. Bartlett says:
you are about as funky as jam
Annab says:
breaking social norms
stayin up late in the dorms
Richard D. Bartlett says:
with guys called Norm
Richard D. Bartlett says:
(yuck)
Annab says:
good luck
Richard D. Bartlett says:
we both know i'll out perform
Annab says:
why cant we
combine and then be
the coolest sibling duo rhymers
Richard D. Bartlett says:
since a couple of old timers
Annab says:
this cities ever see
i aint old
uv a voice of gold
and sideburns to make
a youthful girl break
her youthful heart
and part
with all her aforeheld morals
we could do some sort a choral
performance.
or dance
Richard D. Bartlett says:
not a chance
maybe if this were france
and you a frog
Annab says:
at a glance
Richard D. Bartlett says:
but youre more like a dog
looking askance
Annab says:
uld see
what an opportunity
this be
not to be missed
yould be kissed and kissed
Richard D. Bartlett says:
you'd never pay my royalty fee
Annab says:
we'd be first on the list
of the top ten
funky duos and then
i would teach u my special tips
on how to dance and sway ur hips
in just the way that keeps
the young and old and in between peeps
begging for more
till it'd be against the lor
to sway and jiggle
and have a giggle
as good as we could
whaddaya say
il give u a day
Richard D. Bartlett says:
okay
Annab says:
is that all u say?
Richard D. Bartlett says:
nay
Annab says:
phay
Richard D. Bartlett says:
HAYRAY!

12 comments:

Disco Jew said...

Disco Jew thankyou for your endorsement

Richard D. Bartlett said...

I'm going to delete that comment if you don't find something to ryhme with endorsement.

P.s. fucken La. wanker.

Disco Jew said...

fuck ?

Richard D. Bartlett said...

It's a winner everytime!

(woo!)

Daniel B. McClelland said...

HAHAHAHAHA. Britain. Oldschool. Mirth.

Disco Jew said...

right.................

Sambo said...

Cracker.

Anonymous said...

That blog wen on for far to long. fuck.

Anonymous said...

That blog wen on for far to long. fuck.

peter caddy said...

sorry lads that was me. disco jew... dumb

Alana said...

thats why i'm friends wit anna yo. she can really bust rhyme.

Alana said...

or 'bust a rhyme.'